hairy bushes

BECK: "why does STEVES and UNCLE BENNY have big hairy bushes under their armpits?"

i start laughing.

ME: "because most guys get hair under their arms when they grow up."

BECK: "do ladies have bushes under their arms?"

more laughing from me.

ME: "some do, but most ladies shave the hair under their arms?"

BECK: "i think my dad shaves the hair under his arms. am i going to get big hairy bushes when i grow up?"

ME: "yeah, you will when you get older."

he begins to sob hysterically.

BECK: "iiiiii don't waaant hairrrry buuuuushes. iiiii don't waaaaan't thooooose bushes. iiiiii don't waaant them."

i tried comforting him, but that's extremely hard to do while laughing. while laughing really hard.